foodchewer:

i used to be good at math but then i finished 1st grade

(via fake-mermaid)

tentacledicks:

do you ever just want to grab someone in one of your classes

and pull their face close and whisper

“I am ten times smarter than you will ever be, your opinions are both ill-informed and unoriginal, the career path you are headed on is so overdosed with barely competent imbeciles like you that you will be incapable of finding a job, and incidentally your shoes are clashing with your outfit in a way that cannot even be called deliberately bad. so shut. the. fuck. up.

(via fake-mermaid)

whorville:

don’t cry me a river. that’s stupid as hell. cry me a milkshake

(via fake-mermaid)

cinnamontoastcrunchchallenge:

when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP

it will say VIP

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(Source: bbqringolos, via fake-mermaid)

thadoggfather:

follow me back or my mum will call your mum 

(Source: lilbfan, via fake-mermaid)

anus:

going to school like
vi0lettae:

velvet—aboveground:

bambi-child:

instagram @tahliarubio

best feeling
vacants:

the road less traveled (by 47giraffes)